The varied consequences of drunk driving in different countries
At best, drunk driving can result in damage to property like trees, telephone poles, fences, the occasional domicile, et cetera. At worst it costs innocent lives, bereaving their relatives, while frequently the inebriated perpetrator emerges unscathed. That’s when the law steps in.
In Australia, not only are you arrested, but local newspapers are also notified, and print the names of offenders under a heading reading He’s Drunk and in Jail. We don’t think this is meant to imply they serve cocktails in lockup Down Under.
In Malaysia, if incarcerated for drunk driving, a man’s wife is jailed along with him. In this situation we suspect it is in no way a conjugal arrangement.
In post-apartheid South Africa, motoring after martinis can land you in prison for 10 years along with a fine of $10,000. If that sort of sanction was enacted in the US, we could revive the construction industry having it build drinker’s prisons full time for years
Around the world, in the Asian nation of Turkey, drunk drivers are taken 20 miles outside of town and forced to walk back under police escort (who most likely are riding in a car). From what we know of dedicated drinkers, this might be an effective form of behavior modification – we don’t know many lushes that like hiking at all.
In the Northern nation of Norway, a first offense brings three weeks of hard labor and the loss of your license for a full year. The next violation, if within five years, results in negation of driving privileges for life. There would be a lot more people in taxis, buses and trains if that were true in the US.
In sunny Costa Rica, where the Pura Vida philosophy is embraced, DUI’s were traditionally overlooked. Recently, they have updated the statutes to provide a fine of $455 for a BAC over .075. Remarkably, you can still drink while driving legally in the Central American nation.
In Russia where Stolichnaya is practically a sacramental libation, drunk driving is given zero tolerance. A single violation results in suspension of your license for life. This is probably a wise decision because Russia is known to have some of the worst drivers and accidents in the world, confirmed in an interview with an international businessman last week. On the highways and byways of the former Soviet Union, your life is literally in the hands of the persons driving the vehicle you’re in and the ones nearby.