The 2013 Jaguar XJL Ultimate in Polaris White. From the Jaguar website.

Someone today will pick a 2013 Jaguar XJL Ultimate experience

Gilt.com is an unabashed purveyor of the most self-indulgent guilty pleasures and by midnight tonight will have sold one lucky acolyte of conspicuous consumption an incredible automobile and experience in a Polaris White XJL Ultimate.

The brilliant Jaguar comes with a vacation package that includes airfare to London for a four-day, three-night stay in the Jaguar-designed suite with private butler service, a meet and greet with the Jaguar design team, an in-room private dinner cooked by a five-star Michelin recognized chef, on top of a $2,500 shopping card so the buyer and guest will have just the right things to wear on a personal holiday.

"At Gilt.com, we are devoted to offering our members unforgettable experiences and access to extraordinary products they cannot find anywhere else, and this partnership with Jaguar is no exception," said Andy Page, President, Gilt Groupe. "Gilt and Jaguar's customers equally value style, luxury, class, and quality, making the sale of this exclusive model of the brand-new 2013 Jaguar XJL Ultimate and the fabulous London vacation package that accompanies it a natural collaboration."

The 2013 Jaguar XJL Ultimate may indeed be the definitive executive luxury conveyance with its Polaris White exterior and tech-savvy Jet Black interior. One of only 30 models available in the U.S., this gorgeous vehicle features lightweight aluminum construction with appointments normally found only in a private jets, creating the appropriate level of luxury for the true movers and shakers in the business world.

Included are two iPads WITH keyboards for rear passengers, housed and powered in leather-trimmed designer docking on the back of the front seats. There’s also a backseat business table that rises at the flick of a button, an illuminated chilling box and bespoke beverage flutes handy in a storage area beneath the table.

Finally a 15-channel, 20-speaker Meridian sound system establishes the perfect ambience to seal a difficult deal or seduce the most unattainable lover.

All at the low, low, low price of $155,875*, along with an exciting and unique vacation package. Notably the offering excludes dot.com or other moguls under the age of 21.

Be that as it may, this is the most expensive special deal ever offered in Gilt.com storied history.

The package is a special collaboration between Gilt.com and the luxury auto manufacturer Jaguar. This special 2013 Jaguar XJL Ultimate package will be sold in the next couple of hours – September 21 at 12pm ET on Gilt.com.

"A partnership with Gilt.com is a great way to launch the Jaguar XJL Ultimate," said David Pryor, Brand Vice President, Jaguar North America. "Designed to attract a customer who has a passion for luxury and a taste for adventure, the Jaguar XJL Ultimate, partnered with an exclusive London getaway, is a winning combination."

To take advantage of this exciting sale, please log on to www.gilt.com/jaguarxjlpr at 12pm ET on September 21, 2012 for your chance to purchase the 2013 Jaguar XJL Ultimate. That’s 11 pm Central, 10 pm Mountain and 9 pm Pacific.

Wouldn’t be nice to take this deal and spend a few days in the lap of luxury in London?

Torque News would be delighted to talk to whoever takes Gilt.com up on the deal. We’re sure their story would read like a dream come true to the rest of us.