Four things besides the steering wheel Google's self-driving car will eliminate

Google made headlines with the mainstream media today by announcing its autonomous cars will not need a steering wheel, and therefore won’t have one. Except that all of them will have steering wheels due to laws and other inconvenient old-fashioned parts of our society. The missing steering wheel is simply a ploy to grab headlines, but there are some things that autonomous cars will not need as much as typical cars.

No Horsepower Required
Remember, if you own and operate an autonomous car you won’t be breaking the speed limit. Have you ever driven anyplace and not exceeded the speed limit someplace along the way? It is doubtful. When Google finally does come out with its production driverless car design, whether it be a complete vehicle or simply driver assistance package on your favorite make and model, the base engine will be more than enough to drive you extremely slowly to your destination.

No Safety Equipment Needed
In your car there are hundreds of pounds of steel stampings, aluminum forms, high strength steel bars, pyrotechnic seat belt anchor assemblies, airbags galore and much more just to protect you in a crash. These will need to stick around as part of cars’ designs. The sad fact is that drunks driving older cars will still be killing people in autonomous vehicles well after they are introduced. So your Google car is still going to have to carry around its suit of armor to protect you. We can create cars that drive themselves around, but adding a standard alcohol detection system to a car is out of the question in our society.

In addition to all that bulk used to protect you from other cars, your hood, A-pillar, windshield, front bumper, and windshield wipers have all been designed to lessen the injuries to a pedestrian you strike with your car. In an autonomous vehicle all that can go away. The first time a driverless car runs someone over the company that makes the technology is out of business, so you can bet your bottom dollar they won’t be able to run over people.

No More High Insurance Premiums
Forget saving 15% by cutting out your insurance agent and buying insurance from an imaginary lizard. Autonomous cars will not crash (again, if they do they are out of business), so much of the insurance you now buy will be unnecessary. You also can’t speed, or break any traffic laws, so you won’t be causing crashes that your vehicle is lucky enough to miss being in. Your insurance should come down. However, don’t forget that in many states, like Massachusetts, you now, and will in the future, pay for part of the insurance that convicted drunk-drivers use, so let’s not get too excited.

No More Valets
To this car enthusiast the demise of the valet is long overdue. Now that our cars can drive themselves around the corner, we won’t need valets anymore. Now, if we can just figure out how to make the car rub the curb with its front passenger wheel, and bang its driver’s door against the car next to it in the parking spot, we won’t have to miss those reminders of how much we loved valets.

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